brain

Sometimes I think my brain is it's own entity.
I tell it to do something for me and it's like a kid – sticks its tongue out at me and does nothing.
And then sometimes, I'd be just sitting there, doing nothing in particular and all of a sudden my brain starts jumping up and down yelling at me that it found the answer to a question I never asked it to solve.

Most of the time we get along real well.
Right now, we don't.
Brain, please do what you're told.