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@@Emily Aphra@@ wrote on May 6th 2009, 22:58:49 about
woman
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There was an old woman tossed in a basket.
Seventeen times as high as the moon;
But where she was going no mortal could tell,
For under her arm she carried a broom.
»Old woman, old woman, old woman,« said I,
»Whither, oh whither, oh whither so high?«
"To sweep the cobwebs from the sky;
And I'll be with you by-and-by
KD wrote on Aug 21st 2000, 16:18:52 about
woman
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Frank Leigh Dearie once met a woman jazz pianist with the same last name. Blossom Dearie had a voice of orange creams and long lovely fingers. Staring at Frank across the space of a tiny table in a tacky restaurant just outside San Francisco, she knew just what she wanted.
Daniel Arnold wrote on Sep 30th 2001, 07:23:40 about
woman
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What would this world be without women.
A world full of men.
citron vert wrote on Mar 29th 2001, 22:28:03 about
woman
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When I was in my early twenties, I knew everything there was to know about women.
Now some forty years later, I know nothing about them.
The older I get, the more baffled I am by them.
blöök! wrote on Apr 29th 2000, 20:49:29 about
woman
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Three women are having lunch, discussing their husbands. The first says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a pair of stockings in his jacket pocket, and they weren't mine!«
The second says, »My husband is cheating on me, I just know it. I found a condom in his wallet, so I poked it full of holes with my sewing needle!«
The third woman fainted...
x wrote on Aug 8th 2000, 23:03:51 about
woman
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get yourself a woman should you be feeling any pain in your rib cage.
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Created on Oct 12th 2003, 09:46:57 by Su Jefe, contains 3 texts
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Created on Nov 24th 2001, 19:47:22 by Darren, contains 7 texts
speed
Created on Apr 27th 2000, 09:36:24 by nitehawk, contains 27 texts
incense
Created on Jan 15th 2002, 01:56:10 by [das flederwiesel]™, contains 11 texts
pinwheel
Created on Oct 29th 2001, 10:32:56 by wigbomb, contains 5 texts
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Familienorgie
Created on Jul 3rd 2002, 20:18:04 by Jens, contains 24 texts
MenschenDieSoTunAlsObSieIntelligentWären
Created on Aug 15th 2004, 23:23:15 by Die Bevölkerung, contains 29 texts
Gummihose
Created on Mar 10th 2002, 18:40:49 by Kris Bollensen, contains 622 texts
Eine-nichtbinäre-arschleckende-Person-leckt-Ärsche
Created on Mar 13th 2024, 10:33:26 by Raviolifresser, contains 6 texts
Kirk
Created on Jan 4th 2000, 10:49:12 by Hamsta, contains 33 texts
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Created on Dec 25th 2011, 14:21:43 by Hackepeter TV, contains 26 texts
Kanalisationsfabrik
Created on Mar 1st 2016, 19:52:19 by Pferdschaf, contains 1 texts
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