| Amount of texts to »tongue« | 39, and there are 38 texts (97.44%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 107 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.128 points, 12 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Apr 16th 2000, 18:10:45 wrote Groggy groove about tongue |
| Latest text | on Nov 7th 2023, 08:16:53 wrote Min about tongue |
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on Apr 9th 2001, 19:33:59 wrote
on Feb 1st 2004, 00:57:48 wrote
on Jan 22nd 2004, 03:42:27 wrote |
ever think about how your tongue is really a lot like a big, muscular, slug that writhes around in your mouth?
The first time I thought about that, it grossed me out too. (the first time I thought about it was when Linus mentioned the very same thing to Lucy in an old Peanuts comic strip)
I stick my tongue straight down into my drink; it makes it sweet and hot all at once.
The first thing my mother did when she saw me was to cut my tongue.
»Why did you do that to me, Mother?«
»I told you.«
»Tell me again.«
»I cut it so that you would not be tongue-tied. Your tongue would be able to move in any language. You´ll be able to speak languages that are completely different from one another. You´ll be able to pronounce anything. Your frenum looked too tight to do those things, so I cut it.«
»But isn´t ´a ready tongue an evil?«
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»Why didn´t you cut my brothers´ and sisters´ tongues?«
»They didn´t need it.«
»Why not? Were theirs longer than mine?«
»Why don´t you quit blabbering and get to work?«
it amazes me how we can make our tongues move and just sit there motionless, our tongues moving which ever way we impulse them to. I sit at the mirror all the time. it starts to scare you after a while.
Sex was a mystery to me, until I learned to kiss using my tongue.
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