| Amount of texts to »squirrel« | 12, and there are 9 texts (75.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 116 Characters |
| Average Rating | 2.000 points, 2 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Dec 23rd 2001, 20:50:50 wrote [das flederwiesel] about squirrel |
| Latest text | on Sep 20th 2005, 12:45:48 wrote holly about squirrel |
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on Dec 23rd 2001, 20:50:50 wrote
on Mar 2nd 2005, 19:12:34 wrote |
I once chased a squirrel across a park. I'd just had an argument with my girlfriend. It made her laugh and we both felt better for a few minutes.
Have we, in the UK, ever been invaded by America (apart from a spot of jokey »over paid, over sexed and over here« in World War II)? But think again – our natural landscape was ravaged (and still is) when the aggressive grey American squirrel took over all but a few of the remotest forest tracts in Scotland from our much more attractive – but alas timid and into conflict avoidance – red squirrel!
nuts. they hide them from themselves. in deep soil, fertile with gods rain.
A squirrel bounded aross the road in front of our car. »What could he possibly need in that patch of woods across the road that he can't get from the patch of woods on the other side of the road?« asked my mom.
»Maybe he just has the urge to roam,« I said. »He's a BULL SQUIRREL.«
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