Sex

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

Legislate me. Wreathe my body, my unruly body, with the law. Lay me down and breathe into my ear penal codes, the lay of the land as it occurs in your mind. This is the first thing that happens, this is where we all begin.

But I am rebellious. I insist on having sex in ways that are unacceptable to you and so you bind me with your lawyers. Restrain my order, baby. You know you want to.

The DVD you are about to watch presents fictional accounts of sexual relationships. It was designed to stimulate and enhance your sexual enjoyment as well as to inform and educate. This DVD presents the idea that sex is an important aspect of adult relationships, and that sexual conduct is enjoyable in various forms of expression. Moreover, this DVD is meant to serve as a pictorial record of the methods and expressions of sexual conduct. Please note, however, that this fictional sexual relationship does not always exhibit safe sex nor <sic> the full range of a real life interpersonal relationship.

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sex and love
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sex and love and rock and roll and roll
sex and love and rock and roll and roll on a chocolate cake.

the opposite of sex is when you wake up in the middle of the night worrying about how many checks your husband bounced and which utility will be turned off tomorrow. as you try to make your way through a dark house, you stumble on a pair of his shoes that are in the middle of the dining room. you make your way into the kitchen and find that after you went to bed he started cooking and food and dirty dishes are everywhere. you throw his books and clothes off the spare bed because just being in the same bed with him makes you so mad that you can't sleep.

Bluegreen algae are the most primitive life form to have male-female sex.

I fuck you hard until your dry
I splooged my goo in your eye

I make you wet and juices creamy
I fuck you hard, humid, and steamy

I cram you full of my little sperm
I make your legs shake and squirm

You scream my name, you hum for more
I turn your over doggy style and do you on the floor

I hold your BJ haqndles and tug your head
You ask for seconds, I leave instead

You need more but I am finished,
So I put my clothes on and grab another guiness

What am I?
Man

Any kind of sex you can imagine, somebody is into it somewhere.

if you can't have sex with someone else, have sex with yourself. or do something else you enjoy, like having a bath, eating chocolate, reading.

When I really experience the best sex – a glorious, golden sunburst – I shan't be going into any public details. Some things should remain private forever....