Random associativity, rated above-average positively
Texts to »Masturbate«
bconstan wrote on Dec 3rd 2002, 02:00:58 about
masturbate
Rating: 3 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Slapping high-fives with Frank.
Doing the knuckle shuffle.
Choking the bald guy till he pukes.
Tenderizing the tube steak.
Launching the morning missile.
Running in single-user mode.
Tube-sock tango.
Blueball baseball.
Freeing Willy.
Sending yourself a handjob-o-gram.
Schmidt wrote on Aug 25th 2017, 12:07:28 about
masturbate
Rating: 1 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
It is an eternal sin to masturbate. It is strictly forbidden for boys and men. If they do it, they might be punished by the LORD. In any case they will suffer pain and severe illness.
Schmidt wrote on Oct 16th 2017, 14:33:55 about
masturbate
Rating: 1 point(s) |
Read and rate text individually
Don‘t do it. It is not healthy. And it‘s an eternal sin.
| Some random keywords |
London
Created on Aug 21st 2000, 17:07:14 by KD, contains 41 texts
consider
Created on Oct 14th 2001, 22:54:38 by [das flederwiesel], contains 5 texts
Choice
Created on May 13th 2000, 01:42:19 by billiegee, contains 18 texts
butt
Created on Mar 3rd 2003, 22:14:39 by deweck, contains 10 texts
prettify
Created on Jan 14th 2009, 08:21:24 by Michel and Bruno and a shade of Batemann, contains 2 texts
|
| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Aufenthaltsort
Created on Jan 13th 2013, 22:40:41 by baumhaus, contains 4 texts
Batikhose
Created on Jul 5th 2002, 13:55:41 by nudelchen, contains 9 texts
Witzigkeit
Created on Jul 22nd 1999, 15:58:27 by Pollie, contains 22 texts
Angstgefühl
Created on Feb 15th 2015, 09:30:27 by Florian, contains 11 texts
Kartoffelwasser
Created on Oct 31st 2024, 08:46:22 by schmidt, contains 2 texts
|