Amount of texts to »haiku« 35, and there are 32 texts (91.43%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 128 Characters
Average Rating 1.600 points, 12 Not rated texts
First text on Apr 17th 2000, 19:04:42 wrote
Ryan about haiku
Latest text on Nov 29th 2024, 02:05:36 wrote
Emma Example about haiku
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(overall: 12)

on Mar 28th 2001, 06:38:52 wrote
George about haiku

on Jan 12th 2002, 23:23:11 wrote
Dick Simon about haiku

on Jun 21st 2005, 22:01:45 wrote
Weird Al Spankabitch about haiku

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Field Marshall Stack wrote on Apr 18th 2000, 18:21:46 about

haiku

Rating: 12 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Generally, a haiku (poetry of five-seven-five syllables per line variety) contains at least one reference to a season, spring, summer, winter, or autumn (with up so floating many bells down).

It's been said that
"Cherry blossoms fall
Cherry blossoms fall and fall
Cherry blossoms fall"
is the »Ur-haiku«.

the old pirate wrote on Mar 14th 2001, 00:14:13 about

haiku

Rating: 12 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

First, five syllables,
Then seven, then five more – or
It just ain't haiku.

the old pirate wrote on Mar 13th 2001, 23:02:18 about

haiku

Rating: 11 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

Children seem to love writing this form of poetry, for it allows them to take their peronal thoughts and put them within a structure – which is the fundamental essence of communication. No psychobabble, no nonsense syllables, no dorky new definitions of words...just communicating a single unique thought.

More haiku, please.

nichol wrote on Dec 27th 2000, 13:03:07 about

haiku

Rating: 4 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

here are some Haiku error messages

A file that's that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
My Novel? not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Josef wrote on Aug 10th 2000, 16:46:20 about

haiku

Rating: 14 point(s) | Read and rate text individually

ninety-nine bottles
of beer on the wall. ninety
nine bottles of beer.

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Created on Mar 28th 2000, 20:06:21 by Dragan, contains 31 texts

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Created on May 19th 2000, 23:34:56 by Mazzy, contains 15 texts

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Created on Apr 30th 2004, 10:07:48 by Emma Example, contains 5 texts

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Created on Apr 15th 2000, 19:00:26 by snake, contains 11 texts

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Petersburg
Created on Nov 8th 2001, 22:29:49 by Lenin, contains 11 texts

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Created on Oct 15th 2002, 12:36:09 by Ugullugu, contains 11 texts

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Created on Feb 15th 2004, 19:02:06 by Das Gift, contains 16 texts

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