Amount of texts to »German« 103, and there are 91 texts (88.35%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3)
Average lenght of texts 139 Characters
Average Rating 0.126 points, 30 Not rated texts
First text on Feb 17th 2001, 18:02:40 wrote
Gronkor about German
Latest text on Feb 1st 2019, 02:38:07 wrote
Cindy about German
Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 30)

on Dec 1st 2003, 15:58:48 wrote
whatevernext96 about German

on Jun 15th 2006, 08:52:13 wrote
cloozy about German

on Nov 26th 2001, 18:07:08 wrote
whatevernext96 about German

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Texts to »German«

Greg wrote on Aug 12th 2003, 03:48:26 about

German

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Germany produces fine automobiles, guns, cameras, wine, and of course beer (and many other wonderful products, I'm sure).

Uh huh wrote on Nov 1st 2001, 05:49:48 about

German

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Too bad I never learned German language. I did take three years of French in high school though. Someday maybe I'll learn German. And Spanish. And maybe even Japanese. Then I will know what they are saying in the anime cartoons. Maybe I should rent the anime videos with subtitles. But I like the accent too well.

Martin wrote on Jun 29th 2001, 03:36:11 about

German

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Do you know the german alphabet? There are thirty letters:

a (ä) b c d e f g h i j k l m n o (ö) p q r s (ß) t u (ü) v w x y z

ß is a special german letter. It looks like a »B«
but actually it's an old combination of »s« and »s« or »s« and »z«. So it's called »ess-tset« (»ess« is the german name of »s« and »tset« the name of the letter »z«). (It's similiar to »w«, which is also an old combination of two letters: »double u« or »double v«!)

ß is pronounced like english »s« (in »mouse«) or »c« (in the word »ice«), e.g. groß (»big, great«) = »groce«, beißen (»to bite«) = »bicen«. (German s is pronounced normally like english »z«, and german z like »ts«.)

When a short vowel is followed by a consonant in German you use »double consonants« (bb, ff, ll, mm, etc.) Instead of kk you use ck, instead of zz you use tz, and instead of ßß you use ss.
So »groß« is pronounced with a long »o«, but »Boss« (»boss«) is pronounced with a short »o«.

Emma Example wrote on Dec 8th 2007, 01:49:20 about

German

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The Toffelwutzi (Wutzinus officinalis) is matter of dispute in german online community. Today its natural habitat shriks rapidly and many subspecies disapeared. Only because of its characteristic ulcerogenic behavior it is barely seen in the wild. The Toffelwutzi apears in site statistics of the Assoziations-Blaster. The automatic, non-linear real-time-linking texts show no coherence at all, but scientists predict Toffelwutzis may be seen in hunting-grounds for years if it is in the public eye.

Daniel Arnold wrote on Jun 15th 2001, 02:05:32 about

German

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If you are interested in this language, let me tell you that what is called RoundRobin on this page on the German page is called Fortsetzungsgeschichte.
But if you are more interested in English click on »RoundRobin« and find a continuing story.

Prolet wrote on Feb 23rd 2006, 20:45:16 about

German

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Das Land der Dichter und Denker?
Das Land der Richter und Henker!

The nation of poets and thinkers?
The nation of judges and executioners!

OK – I admit, it doesn't rhyme in English. But it is nevertheless true, isn't it?

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