China
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I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
| Amount of texts to »China« | 29, and there are 29 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 212 Characters |
| Average Rating | 1.621 points, 7 Not rated texts |
| First text | on May 8th 2000, 00:04:51 wrote chorus about China |
| Latest text | on Oct 23rd 2025, 23:12:09 wrote addressed Lord about China |
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on Oct 30th 2015, 09:35:14 wrote
on Aug 1st 2021, 22:37:23 wrote
on Mar 3rd 2005, 16:41:20 wrote |
I think I'll move to China
but it will probably rain
Something about the mountains
Might explain it all
I still don't remember where that sould be, but in China they have those strange mountains; green and so steep that no one should ever be able to climb upon them. Saw them in my geography book in 9th grade, and ever since that moment I´m keen on getting there.
In China there is a town where everything is grey, from the mud to the houses to the hair on the people. In the middle of this town is a statue, made of iron, and instead of being grey, it's rusty brown.
i would like to visit although i think it is my responsibility to learn the language where i am visiting. i can't see how a westerner as stubborn as me could learn an eastern language though.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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