| Amount of texts to »Blossom« | 16, and there are 16 texts (100.00%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
| Average lenght of texts | 125 Characters |
| Average Rating | 8.563 points, 0 Not rated texts |
| First text | on Aug 21st 2000, 16:22:04 wrote KD about Blossom |
| Latest text | on Jul 6th 2004, 22:32:28 wrote tony about Blossom |
| Some texts that have not been rated at all
(overall: 0) |
Blossom said, »Frank, if Napoleon at Waterloo-la-la had an army of debutantes, to give the British the well-known oo-la-la, he'd have changed the history of France!«
»I'll drink to that,« said Frank from beneath his ten-gallon hat.
»Blue,« says Piccadilly, »is English-English for porn.«
»I say,« counters Frank, who is practicing a plummy accent, »that particular English is not RP.«
»Naw,« Picadilly says, »you won't be saying it in front of the Queen Mum.«
»And in the dust there blossoms red, life that shall endless be...« Seems to be happening in our garden at this very moment. The plant is called ranunculus (globe flower) and it's putting forth amazingly deep red, velvet flowers...out of mushroom compost!
I blossom for him, in a strange garden I never knew before.
And the scents of the flowers are always full in my nostrils now.
I generally love flowers, blossoms, scents, colours. But yesterday I wondered – not for the first time – whether the entire world hasn't been busy gathering 'les fleurs du mal'.....
| Some random keywords |
pretending
standards
mind
Marley
Pastafari
|
| Some random keywords in the german Blaster |
Bergpredigt
Mißerfolg
Katzenoma
Standardabweichung
Dramatiker
Statistikfälschung
|