telephone
Rating: 13 point(s) | Read and rate text individuallyThe telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Amount of texts to »telephone« | 29, and there are 23 texts (79.31%) with a rating above the adjusted level (-3) |
Average lenght of texts | 168 Characters |
Average Rating | 3.345 points, 0 Not rated texts |
First text | on Apr 11th 2000, 23:52:33 wrote daisy about telephone |
Latest text | on Mar 26th 2008, 20:40:30 wrote Emma Example about telephone |
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The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences and the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Mr Graham Bell can be loved or detested. Depends on whether the telephone brings you calls from people who love you or from the telephone company telling you your bill is unpaid and they are about to cut you off.
Why is it that the wrong number on a telephone is never busy?
Lots of things have opposites. I don't think »Telephone« is one of them.
Eno H. Pelet
the last of the beer drained
the end of countless cigarettes
credit cards tapped out
empty baggies of yesterdays lunch
the sigh of a world condemed to be inhabited by humans,
a cellphone rings in the distance
Have you ever tried to think up new kinds of ice cream that no one has ever thought of before, like chicken and telephone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that one at all.
-paraphrased from the words of Delerium
When I was a kid, the telephone stayed in one place; it did not follow you around the house. I want to know where my appliances are at all times, thank you. I am not ready for that Trilogy of Terror moment.
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